...when I invent the BEST accessory EVER for other "Domestic Dunces" like myself.
You know when you find a really great recipe in a cookbook, but you read the list of ingredients and go, "Shallots, what the eff are shallots? Welp, I'll figure it out when I get to the grocery store." Then you get to the grocery store and realize that no, you will never ever find that mystery ingredient...?
GPS FOR GROCERY CARTS! Type in the ingredient, and it navigates your cart STRAIGHT to the necessary food product. How friggen awesome would that be?
I spent 20 minutes looking for FOOD COLORING Wednesday morning, only to realize they had NONE! I knew where it was supposed to be, but if I'd had a GPS on my grocery cart, I would have realized earlier that they were sold out, instead of scouring through the beer aisle wondering if maybe they had some special food dye end cap or something.
Welp, see you poor suckers later - I'm off to get a patent, head off to Shark Tank, and make enough money to HIRE myself a gourmet chef.
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